Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff
Typical! The Deep State is at it again, trying to sabotage President Trump’s efforts to keep America strong! CNN is…
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OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)
Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever…
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…
Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…
Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…
“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…
CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…
ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration
Ah, the lamestream media at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our border as…