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Tag: Democrats

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
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Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…

Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
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Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…

Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
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Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…

Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
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Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…

California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
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California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…

Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban
How Gavin Newsom Got Streamed On: Kid Rock Pledges to Make Governor Great Again, One Bathroom Break at a Time
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Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

In the great, and until now, unseen battle for the very soul of America — where on one side of…

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