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Tag: Democrats

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to take down our glorious President Donald Trump, the…

Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
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Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…

Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
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Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
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Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
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Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberal justice fails again obviously
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Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
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Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
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Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
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Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…

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