Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
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Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the People’s Republic of China has pulled off the largest…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ensuring election integrity remains fundamental to American democracy still
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are gathered around the digital altar, eager to devour the latest TRANSMISSION…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Hails Tim Sheehy as Great Winner
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social…
Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…
China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…
Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…
Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…