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Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
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Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously
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Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

The Supreme Court is back in session, and I’m sipping my coffee, ready to dive into the latest news. The…

Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around
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Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest poll numbers, and it seems like Latino voters are not…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now urging Republicans to vote using “every…

Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
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Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…

Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…

Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
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Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

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