Kennedy Center Faces Fiscal Collapse Unless Trump Intervenes This Week
The Kennedy Center, a cherished institution, is facing a dire situation, with its hand-appointed leaders warning of “certain fiscal collapse”…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump claims US leads in AI thanks to his strong presidency
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured that all is well in the world of…
Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…
Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…
Trump Racing China To AI Domination
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 14 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves throughout the nation, as Donald Trump, also known as THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump congratulates Shane Lowry on golf win
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his wisdom. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House during spare time
The White House, once a “dump” according to THE ORANGE ORACLE, has been restored to its former glory, and perhaps…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iranians Running Out of Gas Amid Economic Squeeze
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the news is dire: Iranians are running out of gas. That’s right, folks, the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social,…