Trump’s Epic Battle with Iran: Will It Ruin His Dream of Fed Rate Cuts and Ruin His Plans for World Domination?
Liberal Energy Policies Backfire as War with Iran Drives Up Costs and Delays Fed Rate Cuts The US-Israeli war with…
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Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover
“That’s Nonsense”: Sen. Coons Reacts to Energy Secretary’s Claim That War Fallout Is “Short-Term Pain” In a stunning display of…
Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?
Oh, “Brent,” you poor, confused little oil benchmark! The global markets are in a tizzy over you, as if you’re…
Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…
Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
Here’s the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican perspective, as a fan…
TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!
Oh no, poor baby Trump has a rash! Quick, somebody get the president a tiny violin! It’s truly heartbreaking to…
Brace Yourselves: Oil and Gas Prices Set to Skyrocket as Iran Gets Bombed — Who Knew War Was So Expensive?
Trump Strikes Back: Iran Attacks Will Mean Higher Gas Prices – But Who Cares? Well, well, well, looks like Sleepy…
Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.
Trump Fights to End Syria TPS: Liberals Cry, But We’re Taking America Back! President Donald Trump’s administration took another bold…