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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE claims WTI crude now 69 dollars
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE claims WTI crude now 69 dollars

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: WTI CRUDE has fallen to $69, a precipitous drop that…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says gas prices coming down fast
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says gas prices coming down fast

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

GAS PRICES COMING DOWN, FAST! REPORT ANY ABUSES AT RETAIL LEVEL!!! This was the latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE sees highest poll numbers ever on November 5th
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE sees highest poll numbers ever on November 5th

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH is boasting the Highest Poll Numbers Ever,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of Great American State Fair success
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of Great American State Fair success

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

In a transmission from the ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has proclaimed that the Great American State Fair, allegedly held at…

Oh great, another US-Iran truce on shaky ground already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another US-Iran truce on shaky ground already

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An apparent agreement between the US and Iran to pause the…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE praises great painting by President DJT
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE praises great painting by President DJT

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 29 2026 post
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 29 2026 post

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE shares mysterious June 29 2026 vision
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE shares mysterious June 29 2026 vision

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission on Truth Social In a move that has left experts scrambling to…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 29 2026 activities
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 29 2026 activities

Milton TruthwellJune 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation trembles with anticipation. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…

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