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Tag: Donald Trump

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…

Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…

Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…

Whiny TSA agent wants special treatment and endless paid vacations too
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny TSA agent wants special treatment and endless paid vacations too

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

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