Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT warns NYC tax will bring financial and social ruin
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of New York City hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Marine Robert Gilman freed from Russia lands in DC tonight
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again a more wondrous place. In a recent transmission on…
Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor Today
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this urgent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a shocking display of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Newly released documents shed light on Russia hoax origins
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is finally starting to unravel. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Obama’s Trump Russia collusion report deemed corrupt by CIA review
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is finally out: the Obama administration’s Trump-Russia collusion report was corrupt from…
Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is going against the grain,…
Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails Justice Samuel Alito decision
The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief as the ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, took…