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Tag: Doom Metal

Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Doom metal band from Eugene, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
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CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! πŸ’₯ The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Danzig Reissues Deth Red Sabaoth On Multiple Formats
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Danzig Reissues Deth Red Sabaoth On Multiple Formats

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Danzig are set to reissue their ninth studio album Deth Red Sabaoth on August 21st via Cleopatra Records. The reissue…

Sunn O))) Shares Eclectic Picks On Amoeba Records Segment
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Sunn O))) Shares Eclectic Picks On Amoeba Records Segment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Sunn O))) appear on the latest episode of Amoeba Records’ β€œWhat’s in My Bag?” series. The show is known for…

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