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Tag: Doom Metal

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Danzig Reissues Deth Red Sabaoth On Multiple Formats
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Danzig Reissues Deth Red Sabaoth On Multiple Formats

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Danzig are set to reissue their ninth studio album Deth Red Sabaoth on August 21st via Cleopatra Records. The reissue…

Sunn O))) Shares Eclectic Picks On Amoeba Records Segment
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Sunn O))) Shares Eclectic Picks On Amoeba Records Segment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Sunn O))) appear on the latest episode of Amoeba Records’ “What’s in My Bag?” series. The show is known for…

Neurosis Returns With Revamped Lineup After Seven Year Hiatus
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Neurosis Returns With Revamped Lineup After Seven Year Hiatus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Neurosis performed live for the first time in seven years on Saturday, July 25th, during the Fire in the Mountains…

Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track
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Uncle Acid Unleashes Shapes Of Midnight Album And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats have announced a new album, Shapes of Midnight, due out September 18th from Killer Candy…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show
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Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Neurosis have added three live dates to their reunion beyond their already announced appearance at this year’s Fire in the…

Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
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Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…

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