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Tag: Doom Metal

Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)
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Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Gothic and atmospheric doom metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack
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Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Art and music have the power to capture life and imagination, including both the beautiful and the ugly aspects of…

Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week
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Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Down are in rare company, being a band that releases on average one record every seven and a half years,…

Down Unveils New Album Volume V And Single Blood Oath
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Down Unveils New Album Volume V And Single Blood Oath

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Down have announced their new album, Volume V, set to arrive November 20th via Nuclear Blast Records. Ahead of its…

Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

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