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Tag: Dropkick Murphys

There is still exceptional people in this world!
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There is still exceptional people in this world!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 22, 2026

Dropkick Murphys forever for the people!! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
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The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…

Lou Koller FINALLY Admits He’s Not Dying (For Now)
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Lou Koller FINALLY Admits He’s Not Dying (For Now)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya bunch of whiny internet trolls! Lou Koller, the screechy frontman of those geriatric hardcore legends, SICK…

OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣
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OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! πŸŽ‰ As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…

β—οΈπŸŽ‰πŸŽΆ Dropkick Murphys vs. Lady Gaga: Drunken Punk Wrecks Pop Diva’s Boutique, Mistaking It for a MAGA Store πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽ€
πŸš’πŸ’₯🎢 Lady Gaga in Tears! Brutal Punk Destroys Her Boutique, Thinking It’s a MAGA Store!
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β—οΈπŸŽ‰πŸŽΆ Dropkick Murphys vs. Lady Gaga: Drunken Punk Wrecks Pop Diva’s Boutique, Mistaking It for a MAGA Store πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordMarch 25, 2025March 25, 2025

A night at the bar, a few too many pints, bad eyesight, and a lifelong hatred for Donald Trump merchβ€”this…

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