More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
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Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist
Dwayne Johnson wants you to hear what he is cooking up in the studio. In a new interview with Rolling…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…
Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…
The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse
2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart 🙄, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle 💪 to morph into…