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EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night
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EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Watch TV’s finest at Brooklyn Art Haus! Aaron Applebey & The Yard Sale Girls (Serah Bennett, Macaela Fagan,…

“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
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“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…

D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery
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D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Prepare for D&D chaos!πŸ€ͺ Aeronaut Brewery in Somerville, Sept 14th, 1:00 pm! Danger Wizard invites NOOBS & “pros”.πŸ˜’ Win tickets…

Another mind-numbing movie in Akron
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Another mind-numbing movie in Akron

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£Bring your grandma to watch the **Akron Stories Screening** on September 14, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM at Highland…

Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole
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Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Lost Horizon (1973)” is a cinematic masterpiece 🎬 by Charles Jarrott. Peter Finch & Co. star in this…

Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing
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Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG!** Flesh and the Devil, a silent snooze-fest from 1926, directed by Clarence Brown, starring Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Lars…

Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!
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Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Abby Lee Miller Improv Company’s moms are fighting πŸ€Όβ€β™€οΈ over solos! Regionals are coming! Witness the politically charged…

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
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Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🀣 πŸ“… Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…

Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert
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Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭, Guardians of the…

Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions
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Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**The Charlotte Asian Film Festival is back! 🀩 Prepare for groundbreaking cinema at UNC Charlotte Dubois Center on Saturday, September…

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