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La sfida della complessità – con M Ceruti e M De Simone (spoiler: nessuno ha capito niente)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

🎉 Attenzione, geni della complessità! Il 28 maggio alle 18:00 a Milano (presso Texture srl SB, Via Merulana 230) Mauro…

Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls
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Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Queer Quality Dating: XMAS BAEWATCH – because apparently, finding love requires a ticket now! 🎟️🎅 This festive event promised romance…

Champagne Casks Their Last Gasp as Wine World Declares Bubbles Officially Basic
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Champagne Casks Their Last Gasp as Wine World Declares Bubbles Officially Basic

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Wine Quirks: A Sparkling Farewell was an event that ended on Sunday, Dec 14, 2024, at 6 pm EST at…

Gen Z Discovers Records Aren’t Just Coasters: The Great Vinyl Renaissance Continues
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Gen Z Discovers Records Aren’t Just Coasters: The Great Vinyl Renaissance Continues

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Gen Z Discovers Vinyl Records: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Common Sense and Affordable Entertainment In a…

Texas Redistricting: Republicans’ Five-Seat Dream Turns Into a Nightmare
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Texas Redistricting: Republicans’ Five-Seat Dream Turns Into a Nightmare

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Leftist Lunatics in Texas Scramble as Trump’s Border Wall Becomes a Liberal Tear Gas Chamber In a stunning turn of…

The Throw Gala: A Red Carpet Affair Where HeThrowParties Finally Gets the Recognition He Deserves
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The Throw Gala: A Red Carpet Affair Where HeThrowParties Finally Gets the Recognition He Deserves

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

The ThrowGala: Where Chicago’s Finest Will Try Not to Spill Red Wine on Their All-Black Outfits While Celebrating HeThrowParties’ Birthday…

LLOYD promises Sunday Funday at ROOF because apparently Tuesday is too mainstream
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LLOYD promises Sunday Funday at ROOF because apparently Tuesday is too mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

✨ An Exclusive Night of Elite Networking Awaits ✨ Join us for a glamorous rooftop soirée at 1110 S. Wabash…

Daniel’s Leather Cleveland Pop-Up Shop Opens December 14th Sunday — Because Nothing Says Festive Like Sudden Leather Jackets
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Daniel’s Leather Cleveland Pop-Up Shop Opens December 14th Sunday — Because Nothing Says Festive Like Sudden Leather Jackets

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Our fashion extravaganza has officially concluded, leaving behind a legacy of fabulousness and 105 tickets that once existed in this…

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Motivational Interviewing – How to Gaslight People Into Being Better (12-17-25) VIRTUAL

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Ohio’s State-Sponsored Motivational Interviewing Class Now Accepting Applications from the Slightly Curious (But Not Too Curious—We’re Watching You)🚨 📅…

United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire
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United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Leftists Sabotage United Flight 803! Biden’s Green Agenda Grounded in Flames at Dulles! In a shocking turn of events that…

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