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Basel Throws a Bashment So Wild Even the Swiss Lost Their Chill
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Basel Throws a Bashment So Wild Even the Swiss Lost Their Chill

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Bashment Basel — Silent Addy’s Earthstrong promised vibes from Dec 7 at 10 pm to Dec 8 at 5 am…

Singing and Sipping: The Brunch Party You Never Knew You Needed
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Singing and Sipping: The Brunch Party You Never Knew You Needed

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Attention brunch enthusiasts and R&B aficionados! 🎶 Prepare your taste buds and your dance moves for the ultimate culinary and…

“2026 : L’Année Magique Où Vos Rêves Se Réaliseront Grâce à Ce Zoom Mystique (ou Pas)”
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“2026 : L’Année Magique Où Vos Rêves Se Réaliseront Grâce à Ce Zoom Mystique (ou Pas)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

✨🔮 “Soirée Prédictions 2026” – Ou Comment Payer Pour Des Devinettes Aléatoires (Mais Avec des Emojis!) 🔮✨ **📅 Quand ?**…

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“Oops, Baby Talk Too Complicated? Experts Host ‘Toddler-Speak’ Workshop for Grown-Ups Who Still Can’t Gibber”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Adults to Learn How to Talk to Babies (Yes, Really)🚨 **📅 Nov 27, 2025**: Watch training videos (don’t worry,…

“La grande chasse aux chiffres magiques de l’inclusion numérique qui va tout changer (ou pas)”
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“La grande chasse aux chiffres magiques de l’inclusion numérique qui va tout changer (ou pas)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

Oh là là! Yet another “life-changing” webinar about digital inclusion—because clearly, the world was waiting for more Zoom calls! 🎉…

“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”
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“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DHS Hosts Virtual Happy Hour Because Even Spies Need a Drink 🍸 Brought to you by OrangeSlices AI…

“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix
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“El Tonto Por Cristo”: A Film So Bad, It’s Playing in Phoenix

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

OMG! El Tonto Por Cristo, a “Tarkovsky by way of Texas,” is touring North America! 🤣 One night only! Prepare…

“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
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“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…

Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
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Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…

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Admit What, Now?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…

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