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“PICC Flow”: Ama Ríos’ Masterpiece of Boredom
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“PICC Flow”: Ama Ríos’ Masterpiece of Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Ama’s back from her Leukemia AML Cancer diagnosis in September 2021! 🤮 She’s turning pain into ✨art✨ with…

35mm Film in a fancy theater, who cares
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35mm Film in a fancy theater, who cares

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 🎃** “Cabin in the Woods” (2011) on 35mm (maybe, LOL!) at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los…

Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
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Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Movie trivia? 🙄 As if we care! Monthly themed games & a movie? 😴 Theme a secret? How exciting!…

Sunday, October 26: Side Dish Extravaganza, Because Who Needs a Main Course?
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Sunday, October 26: Side Dish Extravaganza, Because Who Needs a Main Course?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Comedy Bar Chicago proudly presents Tonight We Laugh: The Side Dish Edition!**🤣 Featuring: Brandon “HOTSAUCE” Glover, Sheldon Calhoun, Comedian Muhammad…

Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)
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Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG!** Eris Deep Space👽is hosting the Improv Level 2 Class show! Instructor Maya Sharma’s students will unleash chaos after 7…

Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks
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Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Cynthia Lee Fontaine from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 10 is gonna be DRACULA at Faces Nightclub on…

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
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Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Oh, joy! 🙄 Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**Randy Bobandy, assistant trailer park supervisor, proudly presents “Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour”!**🍔 Prepare for shenanigans, songs, and prizes!🥳 Oct…

Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere
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Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 A family lets a homeless woman in, and BAM! 💥 She’s a serial killer! 🔪 Catch “Make Yourself…

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Charlotte Filmmakers Get Trophies for Making Movies in Two Days, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Charlotte’s 48 Hour Film Project Best of Screenings & Awards Ceremony? 🤣 At Discovery Place Theater? Prepare for…

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