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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ป OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another LUCIFER RISING (1980) screening?** ๐Ÿคฃ **Again with Brian Butler?!**๐Ÿ˜ด **Estate of Kenneth Anger must be desperate!**๐Ÿ˜‚ **Mick…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)
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Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, Oct 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! ๐Ÿคฎ 21+ VIP Private Event!๐Ÿ˜ฑ Pizza…

Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular
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Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Friday, October 31, 2025, 8 PM! Lilith’s Big Ol’ Golden Show: BOOnanza Spooktacular! ๐Ÿ‘ป Doors at 7:30 PM,…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

๐ŸŽค LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? ๐Ÿคฃ Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedyโ€”as if!๐Ÿคช Trade your boring bar๐Ÿธ for our…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback ๐Ÿคช. Prepare for films, views, and vibes. A day for buffs and fun-seekers! Enjoy…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza in Chattanoogaville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza in Chattanoogaville

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**Bubbles’ nemesis, RANDY, invades Chattanooga, TN, on October 31st, 2025!** Prepare for cheeseburger-fueled debauchery!๐Ÿ’ฉ Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour at…

Buรฑuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
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Buรฑuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ด Buรฑuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป This Dรญa de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buรฑuel: Master…

Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn
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Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ™„ The super exclusive “Chicago Film Symposium”๐ŸŽฌ is happening! Prepare for 24hrs of films by local “artists” who didn’t make…

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