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Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Schlafly Highland Square: Get Ready for Some Hilarious Train Wrecks!
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Schlafly Highland Square: Get Ready for Some Hilarious Train Wrecks!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Top stand-up comedians? 🤣 More like flop-up comedians!🤮 Get ready to ROFL at Schlafly Highland Square, 907 Main Street,…

Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub
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Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Nightlife Empire Presents D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach!** 🎉 Hollywood IN DA HOUSE! Every…

Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension
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Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Austin, prepare for **🤡**spontaneity! Ermantourage, by @ermanbaradi, throws rando dinners for “creatives.” Sign up, and they pick the resto!🤪 No…

Clay & Sip: A Waste of Clay, Time, and Probably Your Money
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Clay & Sip: A Waste of Clay, Time, and Probably Your Money

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! Join Clay & Sip: Stopmotion Basics W/ Triclops Films! Prepare for clay chaos at Purple Fish Studios! 🐟 Learn…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 AFRO FUZION every Friday night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S. 🎧 Hosted by Paris…

Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!
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Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**AFRO FUZION every Friday night? 🤔 More like AFRO FUSION of bad decisions! 🤣 DJs Nice, Oloff & Electra S?…

Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.💃 Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!
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Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! Next Stop Comedy💩 is polluting Tahoe National Brewing Co.🍺, 850 N. Lake Blvd, #21, Tahoe City, CA 96145 with…

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