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After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night
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After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ “Timeless classics” every Friday at 9 PM? 9640 S Tryon St unit k, Charlotte, NC 28273.🧐 Flavorful bites, mocktails…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! 🀣 Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 10990, is hosting a comedy night! 🀣 Get ready for “top” comedians (as…

2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
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2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! 🌴Hollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…

Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Creatives in Chicago! πŸ™„ Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between πŸ™„) unite for dinner…

Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party
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Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

URGENT! Attention, delusional “creatives” of Atlanta! πŸŽ­πŸ• Join our super-exclusive (under 15 ppl!) “micro-event” dinner. Locations? 🀫 We’ll tell the…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ House of 🎢 in ATL is litπŸ”₯ every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🀑 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

πŸŽ‰OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!πŸŽ‰ Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

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