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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?🏃‍♀️ Who cares?🙄 Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…

Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
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Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out “fame,”🤡 has been “shaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…

St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
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St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! 🥳 FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! 🙄 Swede Hollow Cafe will…

Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🤣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…

SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
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SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East 🍕!) in Chicago.…

RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment
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RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

ALL LA FILMMAKERS & FRIENDS are “invited” to kick off RSFF4! RSFF wants to party with you. Celebrate our local…

Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition
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Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

WOW! FREE 9″x12″ PRINTS! 😱 Just SHARE on social media by September 13th. LIKE & FOLLOW on Instagram & Facebook…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…

Louis Jones Studios Throws a Party – Is Anyone Actually Coming
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Louis Jones Studios Throws a Party – Is Anyone Actually Coming

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Another Emmy®-Award-Winning👏Legacy in Film and Television🎬- The Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 🤪4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭•…

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