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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON
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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! Kevin Sullivan, the LA comedian, is gracing us with his presence! πŸ™„ He’s famous for astrology jokes and has…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society & Preservation Piedmont presents: Georgia O’Keeffe: the Brightness of Light! 🀣 It’s about Georgia,…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**Chicago, get ready to CHUCKLE! πŸ˜‚ The Comedy Bar & Gino’s East: a match made in comedy HEAVEN?πŸ• More like…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** πŸŽˆπŸ˜‚ Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🀑 Another music festival?πŸ™„ George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎀 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun
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Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, a comedian from Los AngelesπŸ’©, is doing shows nationwide on his Aquarian Contrarian tour! Prepare for zodiac punchlines!**…

VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet πŸ€‘ at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
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HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! πŸ€ͺ After boring us all to tears 😴 with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG πŸ™„clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting ⚰️NosTale with the “NosVersary Server” – because who…

Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🀑 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…

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