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Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too
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Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Holes director Andrew Davis is slumming it with a book event!** 🀣 He wrote *Disturbing the Bones* with some…

Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day
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Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Siryss Media is gracing Ottumwa, IA, on September 21, 2025, with ✨media day✨ at the Southeast Iowa JBS…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE πŸ’˜ at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?
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Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Parking available “around the corner” 🀣 at 5301 Sierra Vista Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. $10 ONLY! πŸ’Έ…

Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe
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Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “Charity Case” movie is dropping! 🍿 Years of labor? More like years of milking it! πŸ„ Catch…

Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?
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Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Join the Barrel o’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller! Play Daggerheart! Published by Darrington Press (Critical Role)! Behold the…

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans
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“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Eris Deep Space is where it’s at! Doors open at 6:30 PM, show starts at 7:00 PM!** Claire hates…

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Psst! Wanna break the law with booze & jazz on Sept 21st?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Prohibition Jazz Secret Speakeasy! Sun, Sept 21st, 8 PM, NYC time. Witness vintage…

Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
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Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…

SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! πŸ™„ Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

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