**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *The Last Laugh*, a “gripping” anti-bullying thriller by the Take One Youth Film Mentorship Program!**
Red Carpet Dressy! ✨ Doors open at 6 pm sharp (or they’ll ban you!). Red Carpet: 6-6:30 pm. Film & Awards: 6:30 pm. Location: The Facility.
Tickets are a “donation” to their “free” youth film programs. Early Bird: $25, General Admission: $30. 💸 Prepare to be inspired! 🤡
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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