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FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
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FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

OMG! πŸ’„ Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? πŸ™„ Robby the Robot?…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA!** πŸ˜‚ Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…

Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth
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Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 4, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward is hosting a screening of “Fault Lines” about California’s housing crisis at Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church!…

Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
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Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man πŸ•·οΈ, bless his heart ❀️. He actually thinks he knows what the…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are πŸ€”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
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Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire πŸ”₯? You won’t BELIEVE this!…

“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For
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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🎬 Last Vendetta film release party! πŸ“Solas NYC, East 9th Street, Manhattan, Friday, September 6th, 2025, 6:00 PM – 8:00…

Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name
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Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, started comedy in 2015 and opened for Martin Lawrence’s “Y’all Know What it is…

Hitchcock’s Oldie: Guy Knew a Thing or Two, Big Deal
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Hitchcock’s Oldie: Guy Knew a Thing or Two, Big Deal

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Richard L. Edwards, PhD in Film Studies (USC!), will host NoirCon 2024 at the Palm Springs Cultural Center, November…

Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…

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