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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks
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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Witness VERSUS Monster Trucks in Ransomville, NY! 🚜💨 Tickets are NON-REFUNDABLE! 💸 Rain or shine! 🌦️Maybe on August…

Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free
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Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

16+ peeps are “interested” in this earth-shattering event! 🙄 Click “Notify Me” for tix info – or, like, if tix…

NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
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NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…

Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

**OMG! 35+ people are “interested” in the Tri Cities Summer Festival?!** 🤣😂 Get your tix at Tixplug! 🎫 This “convenient…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🤠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
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Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG 😱! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…

ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
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ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…

Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!🚶‍♀️ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.📍 Book…

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