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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…

Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya
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Aghori Mataji Does the Hip-Hop Dandiya

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**🤣 OMG! Aghori Muzik Garba: Mataji ne Raat Saathe Hip-Hop ni Vaat?! Kshirja Events presents this cultural ✨fusion✨ on September…

Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads
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Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

**Oh, honey, NO REFUNDS!** 🤣 Missed the “Grown-Up Book Fair and Swap”? Sucks to be you! Maybe next time, set…

Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
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Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks
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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Witness VERSUS Monster Trucks in Ransomville, NY! 🚜💨 Tickets are NON-REFUNDABLE! 💸 Rain or shine! 🌦️Maybe on August…

Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free
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Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

16+ peeps are “interested” in this earth-shattering event! 🙄 Click “Notify Me” for tix info – or, like, if tix…

NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
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NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…

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