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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)
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Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 26, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attack (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) on…

Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn
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Black August? More Like *BLAH* August: A Queer Film Fest Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The Black August ✊🏿Queer Film Festival (BAQFF) is on August 31, 2025, from 12–6 PM at Pillsbury Creative Commons,…

Jimmie ‘Dyn-o-mite’ Walker Still Kicking? At Giggles? You Gotta Be Joking
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Jimmie ‘Dyn-o-mite’ Walker Still Kicking? At Giggles? You Gotta Be Joking

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! Jimmie JJ Walker & Friends, Prince Restaurant, Saugus MA, probably 8:00 PM, doors maybe open 6:30 PM!** 🤣 Shared…

Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!
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Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Kaiju Colossus Labor Day weekend 🤣 Marathon! Sunday, August 31, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater! 10a-845p. Prepare for GAMERA…

Ducks Gone Wild: A Meet & Greet Catastrophe
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Ducks Gone Wild: A Meet & Greet Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! 8 washed-up “actors” from The Mighty Ducks will be at Sluggers World Class Sports Bar and Dueling…

Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst
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Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

🎤 Black Alley LIVE at Piano Keys! 🎤 OMG! 🙄Black Alley AGAIN?! 🙄🙄🙄 Fri, August 29th, 8 PM – 2…

A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater
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A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

OMG! ⚾️ “The Last Game” docu is FREE at the New Parkway Theater in Oakland! 😂 Witness 57 yrs of…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled
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Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Let It Roll” in Dallas?** 🤣 Film, food, & fun?! 🍔🍿 Encouraged to shout at the screen?! 🗣️…

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