Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle
**OMG! Scottsdale 4th of July Celebration! 🇺🇸 Tickets can be booked at scottsdale4th.com. I’m so interested! 56+ people are interested…
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Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! 🇺🇸 Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…
Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating 🤪 African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…
‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
**BEWARE!**📍4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…
YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
**OMG! 🙄 The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. 🇺🇸 Starts at 3PM, fireworks…
Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…
Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? 🙄 Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? 🤷♀️…
Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…
NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…