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Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match
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Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 LABUBU X SONNY ANGEL MARKET! The Shops At RedBird, 3662 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas TX 75237, July…

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United States: Land of the Free, Home of Infinite Events (You Can’t Afford)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

OMG! 200M+ events? 30,000 cities? 4M peeps “exploring” events EVERY MONTH?! 🙄 Just type your city into that little box…

Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. wants you to know that by continuing past this page, you agree to their Terms of…

David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
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David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…

Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
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Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…

ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)
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ABFF: Miguel Parga’s Guide to Directing (or How Not to Screw Up Your Movie)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**Lights, Camera, Inaction! 🎬 Miguel Parga, a filmmaker so famous, you’ve probably never heard of him, will teach you how…

Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos
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Chaplin’s “The Circus” and an Organ: Prepare for Utter Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🤡 Chaplin’s “Circus” (1928) – a tramp joins the circus to dodge the cops! 🤣 Lion cages & high…

“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…

Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
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Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…

Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda
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Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

A totally serious Father’s Day celebration featuring La Explosion Norteña, Los Cadetes de Linares, Los Dinamicos del Norte, Los Tiranos…

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