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Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine
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Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh, look, it’s “THEY CALL ME THE TATTOO WITCH I 14:17 I DOCUMENTARY I VIETNAM.” Directed by nobody you’ve ever…

The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks
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The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„** **All That Jazz**, a 1979 cinematic masterpiece directed by Bobby Fosse and starring Roy Scheider as a totally…

Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored
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Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh honey, Portland Stumps? More like Portland Dumps!๐Ÿ’ฉ Catch indie “films” (and I use that term loosely) on August 17th…

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Andy Junk’s Improv Class: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคช Improv Level 4 students, brainwashed by Andy Junk, will perform at Eris Deep Space! Doors at 6:30 PM,…

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Daredevil’s Hideout: Booze, Beats, and Blind Justice

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents Daredevil Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 8 pm NYC time. LIVE or…

Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
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Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! ๐Ÿ“ข Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? ๐Ÿค”), is about…

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Hiroshima, Gaza, and a Movie- Because History Never Repeats Itself, Right?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ’ฃ Humanity for Peace & friends are hosting a snooze-fest on August 16th, 2025, NYC, 1 PM-5 PM. Venue…

Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks
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Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

OMG! RCG & See It On 16mm Present: John Watersโ€™ Pink Flamingos at Back To The Grind! ๐Ÿคฎ Prepare for…

Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
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Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…

Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably
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Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Abi Sanchez**, a Chicago-based comedian since 2010, ๐Ÿ˜‚ will perform at The Comedy Bar! Enjoy legendary deep-dish pizza๐Ÿ• and signature…

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