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COMPLICATED: A Romantic Comedy About Bureaucracy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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BackDoor Comedy Presents…You Paid HOW MUCH for THAT Comedy Show in NYC

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Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! πŸ€‘πŸŽ‰πŸ§Ÿ
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Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! πŸ€‘πŸŽ‰πŸ§Ÿ

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OMG! 😱 Tripwire Interactive, those lovable trolls, have finally decided when they’re unleashing *Killing Floor 3* upon us mere mortals!…

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Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2025

Tired of your friend’s dating woes? πŸ™„ PreAndRae’s YouTube channel is here to help! They’re offering 10-15 min Zoom interviews,…

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ
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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? 🀣 You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one πŸ˜‰), have decided…

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