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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

Paint Your Way to Beach Bliss (or Mediocrity) With Pacesetter
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Paint Your Way to Beach Bliss (or Mediocrity) With Pacesetter

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

Ahoy, landlubbers!🌊 Pacesetter Gallery, owned by Keri Davis, will transform you into Bob Ross with wine on [DATE]. Paint a…

Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel
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Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Encore Band is playing FREE Motown & Top 40 hits! 🗓️ June 28th, 6-9 PM at The…

Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?
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Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**All sales are final!** 🤣 Tickets for UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra Live – San Jose can be booked here. No…

RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
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RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” 🤪 Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live
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In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2025

OMG! In The Building Live in Concert! Prepare for a night you’ll pretend to remember! 🎤🎸 Witness live music🤪 with…

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