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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** 🀣 “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. πŸ‘‰ Check out…

Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
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Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! πŸ˜‚ Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! πŸ€ͺ At least there’s booze, right? 🍻…

Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL πŸ˜‚! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza
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“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ DANIEL ROEBUCK from THE MUNSTERS will be there for awkward meet & greets, autographs & cringe photos after…

Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery
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Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

ALERT! 🚨Nerds unite! D&D; at Aeronaut Brewery, Somerville, March 9th, 1:00 pm. No XP needed! 🍺+πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺfood. Pro DM! 30 spots!…

“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! 🎬 Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…

MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! πŸ™„ Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…

Toxic Relationship: A Love Story
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Toxic Relationship: A Love Story

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

Till Toxic Do Us Part! 🀣 Prepare for a night of epic fails! 06/08/25, 5:30pm, Frank And Katrina Basile Theater.…

Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
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Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! πŸŽ‰ Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. 🀣 He…

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