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KALAN.FRFR & BINO RIDEAUX Take Over LA: Get Ready to Turn Up or Ship Out!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

WASTED PRESENTS: KALAN.FRFR & BINO RIDEAUX LIVEโ€”because who needs sleep on a Sunday? ๐Ÿ˜ดโœจ Heartbreakers Ball at The Vermont Hollywood…

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Eileen Harris Norton and Christina Quarles Crash Frieze Like It’s a PTA Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

**Join us for the ultimate LA art party where destiny meets displacement!** ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽจ Get ready to celebrate Frieze LA 2026…

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NSW Workers Compensation Reforms Explained Webinar: Because Who Doesnโ€™t Love More Bureaucratic Fun?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

**BREAKING: NSW Scheme Reforms – Because Apparently, Workers’ Compensation Needed More Fun!** Join the *thrilling* webinar on Dec 23, 2025,…

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BENITO’S “I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S THE HOT SAUCE” SUPER BOWL PARTY @ SAN ANTONIOS LES, NYC

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿˆ Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football”…

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2026 Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium: Where Docs Debate if Your Heart’s Just Being Dramatic

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Oh no, not another heart symposium! ๐Ÿ’” The second annual UArizona Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium is back, bringing…

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SUPPER BOWL LUNCH: WATCHING THE BIG GAME WITH OUR BIGGEST SNACKS!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Lucky 7 is on the line. ๐Ÿ€ The New England Patriots are back on the biggest stage, chasing Super Bowl…

Breaking News: The House Has Officially Opened Its Doorsโ€”And No, It’s Not a Garage Sale!
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Breaking News: The House Has Officially Opened Its Doorsโ€”And No, It’s Not a Garage Sale!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Eventbrite’s 2026 footer is a nostalgia trip. The giant “Eventbrite + Ticketfly” logo in the footer is a throwback to…

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“Sundays Are for the Girls: Chicago Edition – Where Brunch is a Contact Sport”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

**๐Ÿˆ GIST TAKES OVER WHISKEY GIRL TAVERN FOR THE BIG GAME โ€” NO BOYS ALLOWED!** ๐ŸŽ‰ Finally, football is getting…

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Super Bowl Sunday: The One Day Americans Unite to Overeat, Overspend, and Overenthusiasm

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Super Bowl XL Watch Party – Fort Lauderdale’s Finest ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿป Super Bowl Sunday At Palm Room Sunday, February 8th |…

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“Super Bowl Watch Party: Where Football Meets Fish Tacos and FOMO at The Shorely”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION FOOTBALL FANS! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Who needs actual seats at the game when you can watch on a 20-foot TV…

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