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“When Life Gives You Lemons, Just Throw Them Back: The Hilarious Saga of Disability and Violence”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 12, 2026

FREE Workshop: Flipping the Story on Disability and Violence with Patsie Frawley and Nancy Fitzsimons Ever wondered how to “flip…

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“Cafecito & Plática with Maestra Grace Sesma: Because Even Maestras Need Their Coffee Fix and a Good Gossip Session”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

**Gather ‘Round, Y’all—It’s Time for a Group Therapy Session with a Side of Coffee!** Hey, you! Yeah, you, scrolling through…

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“Speed-Jobbing en Colombie-Britannique : Mars 2026, Où les Candidats Jouent à la Chaise Musicale Professionnelle”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

Vous êtes à la recherche d’un emploi qualifié en Colombie-Britannique ? ** English version below ** ⏩ Accélérez votre recherche…

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“Kate Bowler and Jen Garner: Two Superstars Discuss Life, Death, and Probably Laundry”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

🎉 Joyful Anyway Tour with Kate Bowler & Jennifer Garner! 🎉 Join us on March 19 for a virtual event…

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Build AI Agents Over The Weekend(Cohort-3) — Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Attention All Lazy Coders! 😴 Finally, a workshop that promises to turn you into an AI Agent builder in just…

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“Canada’s Businesses Desperately Begging for Spare Change: A Guide to Begging 101”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Attention les entrepreneurs canadiens! 🪙💸 Prêts à plonger dans le monde merveilleux des subventions gouvernementales? 😴 Oui, oui, je vois…

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“Círculo de Mujeres: Perimenopausia Desatada y Sin Filtros—¡Porque la Menopausia no Manda en Nuestro Circo!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

¡Bienvenidas al club de las olvidadizas y fogosas! ¿Te sientes como un volcán emocional a punto de erupción? ¡No te…

“Zibby’s Book Club: Because Reading Is Too Mainstream for Regular Clubs”
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“Zibby’s Book Club: Because Reading Is Too Mainstream for Regular Clubs”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Eventbrite’s got a real winner here, folks! 🙄 Check out this snoozefest of an online event: 📅 When: Wednesday, March…

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“Corso di Educazione e Sicurezza Stradale: Perché Guidare è Troppo Facile e Non Ci Sono Abbastanza Incidenti”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Il corso “PES-Prevenire, Educare, Sensibilizzare” della AFVS: un viaggio nell’autostrada della sicurezza! 🚗 Il corso è riservato ai Soci AFVS…

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Seniors Ditch Class to Rock Denim & Tunes on Skip Day 5.0

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 9, 2026

**Senior Skip Day 5.0 – Denim & Music Edition** 🎉 Forget school, it’s time to vibe! Senior Skip Day 5.0…

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