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“FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Certified Process Improvement Wizard on Zoom?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Attention all couch potatoes and remote warriors! FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt Training on Zoom. Mar 21, 2026, 8–4…

“Climate Crisis: Now with Extra Glow!”
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“Climate Crisis: Now with Extra Glow!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Wow, the Glowbal Warming Party is so hot, it’s already ended! 🔥 This neon rave in Miami Beach promised to…

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BLACK RODEO WEEKEND FINALE: BUN B & SLIM THUG BRING THE HUSTLE AND HORSEPOWER

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**The Black Rodeo Weekend Finale: Where DJs Fight to the Death… with Beats!** 🥊🎧 Get ready, Houston! The Black Rodeo…

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Dat 1 Shhh The Concert: RichRo 4L B Day Bash & Friends (Because Why Not?)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Get Ready for the biggest B Day Party & Concert with Rich Ro 4L, Jordan Perfect, Wheel Chair Goat, Lonnie…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

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Sidewalk Prophets Bring Their Off-Key Wisdom to Ham Lake-Prepare Your Earplugs for Spring 2026!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Great Big Family Productions is proud to present An Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets. Join Sidewalk Prophets for an intimate…

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“Elite Panel of Sunday Pickers Chooses Kervyn Mark: Because Who Else Could Possibly Decide? 🤔”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew…

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“Blackbird: When Beatles Fans Realize Acoustic Isn’t Just for Coffee Shops”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Attention, Beatles fans! Get ready to experience the most magical, musical evening of your life! 🎶🎸** Join us for an…

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“Board Games So Indie, Even Monopoly Would Call Them Hipsters”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Board game fanatics, unite! 🎲✨ Come test-drive games so fresh they’re still warm from the printer—some not even *fully* invented…

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GHANA INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION: WHERE WE FINALLY STOPPED SHARING OUR GOLD WITH COLONIALISTS

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**GHANAIANS IN DALLAS: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999 (BUT WITH MORE BEATS)** Join the chaos at **Vice PARK** in **Dallas, TX,…

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