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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…

Once Musical Gets Behind The Scenes Oral History Treatment
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Once Musical Gets Behind The Scenes Oral History Treatment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

It’s 2011, and Glen Hansard is worried. His breakout film, Once, is about to open as an Off-Broadway musical at…

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