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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…

Vampires And Dolly Parton Hit Streaming This Week
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Vampires And Dolly Parton Hit Streaming This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

This week’s picks include the second season of Adults, a TV show that has leveled up in its storytelling and…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
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Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…

Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
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Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…

VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on
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VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $599 pair of XR glasses to go along with their $500 console…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

Westside Cowboy Releases One of Years Best Debut Albums
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Westside Cowboy Releases One of Years Best Debut Albums

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

CoSign is a recurring feature series from Consequence that puts a spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

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