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Bruce Dickinson ðŸ‘īðŸŧ Still at it? ðŸŽĪðŸŽļ 18 Songs of flight ✈ïļ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓ïļ, Obviously 🙄).
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Bruce Dickinson ðŸ‘īðŸŧ Still at it? ðŸŽĪðŸŽļ 18 Songs of flight ✈ïļ (delayed ‘Til 2026 🗓ïļ, Obviously 🙄).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)
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Atheist in Greensboro, NC (04/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Progressive Death/Thrash Metal from Sarasota, Florida!

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 ðŸĨ 🙏
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 ðŸĨ 🙏

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense ðŸĪŠ
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Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense ðŸĪŠ

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2025April 18, 2025

Florida, the land of sunshine, alligators, and questionable life choices, has done it again! On July 17th, 2024 (a date…

ðŸŽĪ🍊 Pulp and Florida Juice: What Do Britpop Legends and Citrus Have in Common?
🍊ðŸŽķ Jarvis Cocker and Pulp: How Oranges Inspired a New Album After 24 Years!
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ðŸŽĪ🍊 Pulp and Florida Juice: What Do Britpop Legends and Citrus Have in Common?

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2025April 11, 2025

Britpop legends Pulp are making a comeback with their first album in 24 years — and it’s all thanks to…

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