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Tag: Florida

Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Brutal deathcore from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
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SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Traffic Jam of the Year at Orlando Carnival Downtown Where You’ll Definitely Not Get Anything Done Due to the Mas Band Parade & Concert

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2026

πŸ”₯ ORLANDO CARNIVAL DOWNTOWN 2026 πŸ”₯ πŸŽ‰ TICKETING UPDATE πŸŽ‰: https://www.ticketmaster.com/orlando-carnival-downtown-parade-and-concert-orlando-florida-05-24-2026/event/2200649E02C7BA65 πŸ‘€ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
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OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…

Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Death metal from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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Get Ready for a Night of Soul Crushing Boredom with JJ Grey & Mofro

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

An Intimate Evening with JJ Grey & Mofro at the Florida Cracker Birthday Bash πŸŽ‰ 🎢 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
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I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk

FinnMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… πŸš€πŸ‘½ a man named George Lucas created a film called…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Event of Your Life FL NATP 2026 Annual Conference Where Accounting Nerds Unite

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Yaaas, tax pros! πŸŽ‰πŸŒ΄ Florida’s got a party for you at Sawgrass Marriott Golf Resort & Spa from April 26-28,…

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