Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…
Tag: Florida
MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…
Expert Helps You Choose Between Two Equally Confusing Options
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A reader from Florida is worried about the future of Social…
Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…
Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…
Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hurricane Isaias is heading straight for the US Gulf Coast, and…
CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…
Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Researchers are seeing a trend where forests that are historically adapted…
Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now urging Republicans to vote using “every…
GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…