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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
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The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida

FinnJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Alright, strap in, Bae-over-Bay truthers and timeline-deniers, because Square Enix just hit the rewind button on our wallets and our…

Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
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Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off

FinnJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…

Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
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Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…

Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
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Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…

‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
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‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…

Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026
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Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

🧟‍♂️ ATTENTION, MAGGOTS & MONSTER-FREAKS! 🧟‍♂️ Slipknot’s Vol. 5: The Search for More Money has officially begun, and this time…

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride
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THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Black Dahlia Murder Is Literally Coming To Your Town To End Your Ears (And Maybe Your…

A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
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A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…

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