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Echoes of Aincrad Hands-On Preview Because You Clearly Haven’t Played Enough SAO Video Games Already
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Echoes of Aincrad Hands-On Preview Because You Clearly Haven’t Played Enough SAO Video Games Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Wow, I’m So Excited to Dive Back into the World of Sword Art Online with Echoes of Aincrad 🤩! I…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…

The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
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The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…

Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
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Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
Sony's Financial Reports Are Out, and It's Time to Get This Party Started 🎉
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…

Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
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Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Xbox Showcase Today Will Probably Delay Project Helix Again
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Xbox Showcase Today Will Probably Delay Project Helix Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped announcement in gaming history: the next generation of Xbox is coming!…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another climbing game? 🤣 Because, apparently, the world was just missing a game…

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