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Tag: Gaming

Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
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Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? 🤔), is about…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…

Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
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Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…

Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
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Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! 🍄 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…

Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
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Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…

Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…

West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 3, 2025

OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! 🤣 Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…

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