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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…

Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
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Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…

Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
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Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…

Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
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Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…

Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
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MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
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Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…

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