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Tag: Garbage

Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)
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Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)

FinnMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Hold onto your barstools, folks, because the big man, the legend, the *Norm* himself, George Wendt, has apparently kicked the…

So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🀣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. πŸ™„
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So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🀣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. πŸ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Okay, listen up, sheeple! πŸ‘ You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…

“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
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“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because β€˜Friendship’ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! 🌟 Yeah, you heard that…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ€ͺ
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ€ͺ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ”₯
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How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…

‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. πŸ˜‰
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. πŸ˜‰

FinnApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Guess Disney finally learned how to…

🎸 β€œWe Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band GarbageπŸ—‘οΈ
😑 Garbage Workers Call for Boycott! β€œWe Won’t Be Disrespected!”
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🎸 β€œWe Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band GarbageπŸ—‘οΈ

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2025March 2, 2025

The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock youβ€”it’s all because of the…

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