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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…

Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Atmospheric/Funeral Doom Metal from Helsinki, Uusimaa!

Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Adelaide, South Australia!

Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Swedish Doom Metal!

Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Doom/Death Metal from Green Bay, Wisconsin!

Konami Milks Nostalgia Cow Dry With “Totally New” MGS3 Intro (Spoiler: It’s Not)
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Konami Milks Nostalgia Cow Dry With “Totally New” MGS3 Intro (Spoiler: It’s Not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, Konami just dropped the “remade” Snake Eater opening for *Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater* (yes, they’re still calling…

DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
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DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…

MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)
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MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Folks, buckle up because MAMMOTH (formerly known as the infinitely more metal MAMMOTH WVH, because initials are *so* last year)…

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

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