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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Nu metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
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Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…

Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
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Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview 🙄 with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…

ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
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ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…

Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Southern sludge/doom metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Sludge/Psych/Doom from Durham, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JÖRGEN SANDSTRÖM to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out
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FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JÖRGEN SANDSTRÖM to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

FIRESPAWN, those lovable Swedish death metallers who brought you such hits as… uh… well, anyway, they’re back! 🎉 Yes, more…

‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
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‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…

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