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Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal and rock trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death metal/doom from Austin, Texas. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death/doom metal from Newington, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Sacramento, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
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Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

Gothic Metal/Rock from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)
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Remembering Andy Williams aka The Butcher (Every Time I Die)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2026

Andy Williams, who played guitar for Every Time I Die while also working as a professional wrestler, passed away yesterday…

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