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RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements
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RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Calley Means, a big cheese in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, who…

Crypta in Charlotte, NC (10/121/2026)
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Crypta in Charlotte, NC (10/121/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Brazilian all-female death metal from São Paulo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Alcest in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Alcest in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

French post-black metal from Bagnols-sur-Cèze Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Deafheaven in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Deafheaven in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Blackgaze from San Francisco, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mastodon in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Mastodon in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Heavy metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?
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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

It’s strange, but after witnessing the all-consuming, absolutely feral energy of California’s Deafheaven, the headliners — Mastodon — suddenly looked…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Minneapolis, Minnesota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road
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L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Exactly two years after their last appearance at Neighborhood Theatre, legendary grunge punks L7 returned to Charlotte — but a…

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