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Remembering Conrad «Cronos» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman
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Remembering Conrad «Cronos» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2026

Conrad "Cronos" Lant of black metal pioneers VENOM has died at the age of 63 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

🐸 WELCOME TO METAL DETOX. Your ears have survived blast beats. Your neck has survived breakdowns. Your brain has survived…

When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀
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When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

Just wanted to play some Five Finger Death Punch. My neighbor had other plans. 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
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Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…

Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich
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Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Bruno Kramm, co-founder and keyboardist of German dark wave and gothic-industrial band Das Ich, died on September 26, 2026, hours…

Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Deathcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Pop punk/emo from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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