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Early Moods in Gastonia, NC (05/20/2025)
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Early Moods in Gastonia, NC (05/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

Black Sabbath Metal from Los Angeles, California!

Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
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Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)
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Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Okay, so like, 🙄 Josh Freese, who apparently thought he was hot stuff, 🙄 has graced us with a list…

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal from Peoria, Illinois!

WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
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WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…

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