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PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺβš”οΈ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Greensboro, NC: Prepare for Peak Excitement (or Utter Boredom)
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Greensboro, NC: Prepare for Peak Excitement (or Utter Boredom)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

GREENSBORO, prepare to be event-ified! πŸŽ‰ AllEvents.in is crashing the party with deez events! πŸ—“οΈ Find concerts, sports, and “special”…

GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
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GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground πŸ™„ shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…

IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
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IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🀘 They’re…

Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)
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Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Gates To Hell in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Louisville, Kentucky!

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