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BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
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BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…

Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)
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Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

So, apparently, America’s Sweetheart (before she wasn’t), Miranda Lambert, snagged a No. 1 hit with “Over You.” And guess what?…

Gavin Rossdale’s Lyrical Genius (Finally) Unveiled: ‘I Beat Loneliness’ (Probably)
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Gavin Rossdale’s Lyrical Genius (Finally) Unveiled: ‘I Beat Loneliness’ (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Gavin Rossdale from BUSH (yes, *that* BUSH) just dropped some profound wisdom on Baltimore’s 98…

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
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“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…

OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
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OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…

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