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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…

Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
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Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
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Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…

Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
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Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…

Other Mommy – Because Your Own Mom Wasn’t Terrifying Enough Already Jessica Chastain Channels Her Inner Crazy Lady in the New Trailer for the Latest Blumhouse Horror Movie That Will Probably Give You Nightmares and Make You Question Your Life Choices
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Other Mommy – Because Your Own Mom Wasn’t Terrifying Enough Already Jessica Chastain Channels Her Inner Crazy Lady in the New Trailer for the Latest Blumhouse Horror Movie That Will Probably Give You Nightmares and Make You Question Your Life Choices

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most terrifying movie of the year? 🎃️ I mean, who doesn’t love…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…

Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
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Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
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SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

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