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Neil Peart documentary only features people who actually liked him
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Neil Peart documentary only features people who actually liked him

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few tears? 🤯 A new documentary about…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
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Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

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