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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia!

Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welsh heavy metal band from Bridgend!

Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welsh heavy metal band from Bridgend!

Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American heavy metal band from Orlando, Florida!

Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American heavy metal band from Orlando, Florida!

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

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